Corporate Octopus Tee

Eight arms, zero chill. The Corporate Octopus Tee throws you straight into the chaos of the boardroom, where a multitasking cephalopod handles coffee, stocks, cigars, and spreadsheets all at once. Photorealistic, cinematic, and hilarious, this heavyweight tee brings surreal corporate absurdity into the streetwear world.

Classic fit with a relaxed style
Durable heavyweight cotton construction
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Available in multiple colors and sizes
Fabrication: Solid Colors 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit)

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices