Flamethrower Granny Tee

Grandma’s done with bingo night...now she’s dual-wielding flamethrowers.
The Flamethrower Granny Tee is your ticket to unleashing chaotic energy at every family gathering, party, or late-night Walmart run. Printed on heavyweight cotton with a classic relaxed fit, this shirt is built for comfort, chaos, and conversations you didn’t plan on having.

Heavyweight cotton = durable, just like grandma’s rage.
Relaxed fit = breathable enough for streetwear or backyard mayhem.
Double-stitched seams = won’t quit, even if your patience does.
Pre-shrunk = because no one wants surprises out of the dryer.

Fabrication:

Solid colors: 100% preshrunk cotton

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices